Forking Tasty

Diabetic Blood Sugar Count
Pre-meal: 65 | Post-meal (1 hour): 106 | Insulin: 4 Units

This Blog is rated X and so is the restaurant I went to in Vancouver.

My buddy Sean Bell got off a ship in Vancouver about a week ago and has been vacationing in Vancouver ever since. Sean has been to Vancouver many times and wanted to meet up for brunch. He has been to a restaurant called The Elbow Room Café on Davie St. and loves the food there. That is all he mentioned to me was the good food, he didn’t mention the type of X-rated service we were going to get with the food.

The Elbow Room Café is owned by Patrick and Brian and has seen it’s fair share of celebrities walk in and out of their café. Some of the food is named after them, like the Tom Select Burger. Brian is the low spoken owner and Partick is the loud and extremely entertaining owner. Davie Street is considered the gay district in Vancouver. These two owners have been partners for years and the things that come out of their mouth are hysterically entertaining. Patrick especially! Patrick greeted Sean and I at the door by saying “Hi Ladies, just the two of you?” After we sat for a couple minutes he took our order “What can I get you ladies?” I need a couple minutes to soak this in. I had not even looked at the menu yet. From there it got worse. Everything had a sexual innuendo to it. It kept me smiling and laughing the entire meal hearing how he would talk to the other tables. This place is great fun and very X-rated. Just check their website.

Sean and I looked at the menu and decided to share the banana nut bread French toast with strawberries and the breakfast burrito. We were not sure if it would be enough food so I asked Patrick how big the burrito was and he said, “It’s the biggest thing you will ever put in your mouth honey!” Sean told him I was a straight man and Patrick started to say more dirty things to me. It was cracking me up. He even insulted my man hood. It was all in fun and quite an amazing café with a flair for the verbally XXX.

Breakfast Burrito, yes it was big and came with a bowl of tiny potatoes

Banana Nut Bread French Toast (Uncle Bri you have to try this with your banana nut bread)

One of the policies of The Elbow Room Café is if you don’t clean your plate then you need to make a donation to A Loving Spoonful. A Loving Spoonful is a volunteer-driven, non-partisan Society that provides free, nutritious meals to people living with HIV/AIDS in Greater Vancouver. We made a little donation with our meal but lets just say I leaned my plate….Sean.

Here is a picture of Patrick, Sean and myself. If you look at Patrick and my face you may be able to see what is happening at that moment. Yes, Patrick is feeling my butt.

Patrick, Brian and Sean, thanks for the fun and great food.